Today's Gamers can't finish Super Mario Bros.

http://www.p4rgaming.com/majority-of-gamers-today-cant-finish-level-1-in-super-mario-bros/

This hurts. My brain hurts.

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-Red, Pokemon

This truly saddens me...

yeah, I don't think they should be called gamers if they CAN'T BEAT THE FIRST LEVEL OF SUPER MARIO BROS.

I've made it to World 8 back in the EARLY 2000s without using the Warp Zones

Well... well... well... well... Well....
This, ladies and gentlemen, is idiocy at its finest. You'd think that they'd know what the jump button was... or at least know what coins are or realize that this game is the original super mario bros and not a new one... *sigh* at least Donkey kong can still be challenging right, RIGHT?!

The current gaming generation is an embarrassment. I actually wanted to go into professional gaming, but with gaming's current face people won't think it as a viable career.

I have a confession to make to everyone:

I have played every Super Mario game and beaten them at least once.... All but one...

Super Mario Bros.

I have a hard time with Hammer Brothers!

Ninten, if you made it pass the first level, then that means you know how to play the game. This is basically an article where the majority of "gamers" can't even get past WORLD 1-1 and end up quiting because they don't know the basics of an NES GAME THAT WAS RELEASED IN 1985.

I think I could figure it out, I just don't have acses to an nes. I'm also a horrible platformer. If you can't take the ten minutes to figure out the controls and beat the first level then you are just a sad sad man/woman/child.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/534416

Check that out. It's Super Mario Bros with additional NES characters. Just select Mario and you're good to go.

1-1 complete. XD that was easy

I just realized this is p4r gaming who posted this article, read their other stuff and you'll see.
Some of their best articles are "wii u will be backwards compatible with playstation games" "team fortress 2 new update includes dual hat wielding" and "IGN review score changing from 1-10 to 7-10".
Yeah not true i'm afraid which is a good thing

I honestly would not be surprised if this were true though.

We need to find the first level of Super Mario Bros.: the Lost Levels (Super Mario Bros. 2 in Japan); and see if anyone can beat that!