Escape the Island!

Basically you are on a deserted island which you must escape by using whatever junk the previous poster left behind.

Example
Brony#1: I leave behind a parasprite.
Brony#2: I allow the parasprite to multiply to numbers which allow me to ride on top of them. They fly me back to Ponyville.
I leave behind spinach...

I'll start.

I leave behind Linkara.

i use Linkara's comic books to build a raft.

Oh and why so hard i have never even herd of this guy.
I leave you the pyro.

He airblasts me home.
I leave behind an oxygen tank.

I use the oxygen tank like a Bag of Winds to blow me off the island.

I leave behind a Bag of Holding.

use my skills as an enchanter to find it is a Bag of devouring, Open it and put in the water and let it eat the sea and walk across.

i Leave a bouncy house.

I will float across the ocean while bouncing and singing "IM ON A BOAT!"


I leave you a leather couch

I convert it into some sort of boat. Kinda like this:

I leave behind this:

i walk across the water on the land wheel, i can do this because it's imbued with pinky magic.

I leave behind a potion that turns you into a pony.

I drink the potion; I am now a Pegasus. I fly home.
Before I leave molt some feathers.

I use those feathers to attract birds or pegasi, so they can fly me home in Equestria!

I leave behind a grenade.

i equip my equalizer and attack taunt and respawn in base.
It's a gaming site i can use game logic.

i leave behind a laptop and an internet hot spot.

I ask my buddy ??????????? to use his portal gun to get me the heck outta there!!!

Well, i guess technically you would have to leave a portal gun behind... but ????????????? has one!

And both of us leave behind the 1st season of MLP FiM on DVD.

as i watch it piny pops out and pulls me to Equestria.

i leave a bouncy ball

I duct tape my hand to the ball and bounce it super-duper high so i can see good ol' Tejas and i ninja kick the ball in mid-air and land safely in said Tejas. On a trampoline, by the way.

I leave behind a bow and arrow.

I shoot down a bypassing hot air balloon and ride home in the basket like a boat with the angry pilot.

I leave behind the balloon with a hole puncture in it.

I patch up the balloon with the new invention SandTape©, pump(or blow) air in to the balloon, and FLY AWAY! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

I leave behind one breath of carbon dioxide.

I breathe it, dying and my soul is accepted in heaven. My body mysteriously is brought along.
I leave behind Wayne Rooney.

I bend over and he kicks me harder than the time I kicked TheAdventurousAnus' sorry flank around the forum! I flew so far, I landed in civilization!

I leave behind Pinkie Pie (Oh god this one is going to be creative!)

She Pinkie Rockets me all across the universe and Party Cannons me all the way back to FreeCountryGoodOl'Tejas.

OH CRAP i almost forgot to leave behind the seven Chaos Emeralds

The seven Chaos Emeralds attract Discord, who turns the island into civilization and civilization into the island.
I leave behind the confused populace of civilization.

Sorry, that's the wrong way to use the Chaos Emeralds, Discord!
I make him realize his logical mistake using the Elements of Harmony and the Chaos Emeralds are ripped from his power.
I take the Emeralds with me, and i leave behind a CD which play's Hey Ocean's "Maps."

i play Hey Oceans "Maps" and a bunch of lost Pirates swarm around me,i hop on there Ship and Sail Home.

i leave a Bag of Popcorn Chicken

I use it to attract Scootaloo somehow. She came there on Rainbow Dash's back because she still can't fly. I ride home with Scootaloo.

I leave behind Queen Chrysalis.

I force her to send me back to home, or else I blast her away with the love of my fake girlfriend who doesn't exist but is strangely powerful enough to make a blast radius over the entire earth.

I leave behind my fake girlfriend.