Corrupt a Wish Foundation

-Person A posts a wish(I wish I had cake)
-Person B grants it, but corrupts it(Granted, but the cake tastes like burnt hair)
-Person B posts wish of their own and the game continues.

So, I'll start.


I wish I could talk to dogs.

All the dogs talk to you non-stop. Like, Pound Puppies non-stop.

I wish i had both the Earth and the Namekian Dragon balls!

Granted, but all Namekians die.

I wish I had a sandwich.

The bread is moldy, the meat is raw, the lettuce and tomatoes are rotten, and the mayo is spoiled.

I wish i had a portal to Equestria.

Granted, but it's a portal to the .Mov version of Equestria and you have to work for Rarity.mov.


I wish I had a Green Lantern Ring.

Your Green Lantern ring doesn't have a charger.

I wish i had the 7 Chaos Emeralds.

Granted but then your power goes out and you have to collect them again.

I wish I had a coke.

Granted but the coke has expired.

I wish I knew how to speak Japanese.

granted but you can no longer understand English
i wish i could visit the velvet room

Granted but the velvet room isn't velvet, it's not even a room anymore and no one can get you out once you are touching it or something to do with touching.

I wish I was Batmans' cousin.

dammit i have to look at igor's nose for an eternity
granted but you don't know that he exists because you lve at the opposite side of the world
i wish i had E.S.P

Granted but you can only use E.S.P once.
I wish my mum hadn't thrown my Mario Kart 7 game away thinking it was trash.

granted but she threw away your 3ds instead
i wish i knew what to wish for

Granted but you just wasted your wish.

I wish that my 3DS wasn't broken

granted but you have no games for it
i wish i had a coffee

Granted but the coffee is filled with mud and water.

I wish everything I wanted was free.

Granted but everything that you get for free is only 1/8th of what you regularly buy and tastes twice as bad.

I wish I had telekinesis.

Granted but you can use it once only.

I wish I could make things 3D.

granted but you accidentally bring make discord 3d bringing chaos to the world
i wish i could sleep right now

Granted but it's on rocks.

I wish more people could tolerate women.

That's not nice! Although I'm a tomboy. -_-
Granted but women want to kill you for doing such a bad thing.

I wish girls and boys had to marry eachother once they had a big relationship together.

granted but the marriages always ended in divorce
i wish it wasnt monday tomorrow

Monday is tomorrow for me!Lol!
Granted but this week will be 14 days.
I wish it WASN'T Monday tomorrow so I didn't have to go to school.

Granted. It's exam day
I wish Twilight Sparkle was my companion.

Granted but she tries to recite the entirety of pi all the time.
I wish more people would know what Los Campesinos is.

And Sakura, how is tolerating a woman a bad thing? If anything, it's good for this world, more women need respect.