Corrupt a Wish Foundation

Granted, but they think they are bad.
I wish I had the powers of Q.

Granted, but the Queen makes that against the law BEFORE you wrote that.
I wish my mum would trust me to go to school on my own.

Oh, okay then Teenbrony!
In my country, tolerate means to annoy and stuff to to with bothering women. -_-

Granted but she doesn't trust you with anything else.

I wish lyrics to songs would be more meaningful and in-depth.

granted, but they are all about deep dispare and murder. Think cupcakes in the real world.

I wish I was an amazing writer.

granted, but you are horrible at everything else.

I wish I didn't suck at math

(<---- horrible at math)

Granted, but you are forced to randomly recite pi at any moment
I wish I was a unicorn and frankly Twilight's, wait I didn't say anything!

Granted, but you are now Charlie The Unicorn.
I wish, I wish I was a fish.

Granted but the moment you're alive, you're dead.
I wish... I was a pro athlete.

Grant! But you are a pro athlete in thumb wrestling.
I wish more new people that joined the forum actually introduced themselves.

granted but the members turn into horrible people
i wish my game came today rather than tomorrow

Granted but you're not allowed any more games.
I wish I was I was not banned from my laptop.
(By the way, I'm on my 3DS's internet)

granted but youre banned off everything else
i wish i had a chocolate bar (i have an odd craving for it for some reason)

granted, but it turns out your pregnant
I wish I was a competent song writer.

Granted but your songs are rubbish.
I wish I was allowed to get Luigi's Mansion 2.

Granted, but you aren't allowed to get anymore games.

I wish I could draw better stuff.

Granted but your drawings are beaten by other people.
I wish I was good at netball.

granted but you can't do anything else but netball for the rest of eternity
i wish my throat wasn't sore

granted, but the rest of your body is sore

I wish there were no Pinion servers

Granted but all other servers become worse than Pinion servers.

I wish I had a Krabby Patty.

Granted but the Patty is an actual crab.

I wish I had more self-confidence.

Granted but I come back to the forum and crush it! (Hey I did that for real!)

I wish I had a coke.

Granted, but your coke has SO MUCH caffeine in it, that you need to go to the hospital.
I wish I wasn't sick today.

With the amount I don't sleep, what would hospitalize a normal person would help me.

Granted but you're sick for the rest of your life starting tomorrow.

I wish it wasn't so hot.

Granted, but the next day it starts freezing for a whole year. Or maybe 2.
I wish Fiontain would add me on steam.

granted...? but i cant because i have no games